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    Funny Short English Story

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    TOPIC Funny Short English Story

    Bài gửi by [T]rung on 25/1/2011, 23:13


    [SON]abcd: (coming home from school) Hello, mum.
    [MOTHER]: How are you today?
    [SON]abcd: I'm very well, thanks.
    [MOTHER]: You look very happy. What's this?
    [SON]abcd: I've got good news at school.
    [MOTHER]: Good news?
    [SON]abcd: Of course.I've got mark ten.
    [MOTHER]: Mark ten? How intelligent you are! What subject did you get mark ten?
    [SON]abcd: Of course.I've got mark ten.
    [MOTHER]: Mark ten? How intelligent you are! What subject did you get mark ten?
    [SON]abcd: Two in moths, three in history, four in literature and one in English.
    [MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

    [MOTHER]: There were three apples in the fridge. Son, and now there are only two.
    [SON] : Snoop, are there? What a pity. I didn’t see the others.
    [MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

    [MOTHER]: Why didn’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
    [SON]abcd: What was it?
    [MOTHER]: Eggs
    [SON]abcd: No no! That was yesterday.
    [MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..


    [MOTHER]: (Looking at her son’s homework) I don’t understand why one boy could make so many mistakes.
    [SON]abcd: It wasn’t one boy ,mum. Father helped me.
    [MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

    [MOTHER]: You are wearing one red sock and one blue sock.
    [SON]abcd: Yes, I know. A nod what’s more? I have another pair just like them in the drawer. Isn’t it strange?
    [MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

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